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Showing posts with label CBS Sportsline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CBS Sportsline. Show all posts

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Can it be plagiarism if it's totally uncreative and retarded?

Hey, here's a new one--useless prognostication!



[tape rewind sound effect]

Hey, here's a new one--useless prognostication!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Yes, a spelling error (because I never make those)

CBS Sportsline:
An unscientific opinion poll about some dude's unscientific opinion about something inconsequential to anything... with a flawed array of choices... and an egregious spelling error. And I'm the dope who takes the bait.

Friday, August 29, 2008

My TV was broken

CBS Sportsline:


c) Yes: It sucked balls.
d) No: And I'm pissed. Next time you can drive yourself to the hospital, Eric.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Not an option: "Someone else"

CBS Sportsline:

WolverineFan4567516571 says:
hey wheres the respect for us??? wer'e better then fucking sparty all day the only "upset' will be if cheating buckeyes win the big10, cheating cock tressle can suck my cock. also this polls retarted, teams cna't be 'upsets' games are upsets. cbs is all buckeye fans sucking tressels cock

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Gray areas are for the weak

CBS Sportsline:
c) I believe destiny is something we control. However, I do not think the Giants will repeat as champions.
 
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