Can it be plagiarism if it's totally uncreative and retarded?

Hey, here's a new one--useless prognostication!



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Hey, here's a new one--useless prognostication!

Are you (a) Tom Brady, (b) an orthopedic surgeon, (c) a soothsayer, or (d) all of the above?

ESPN.com:

As of post time, 49 of the 59 voters from Massachusetts have replied "No." Obviously, they know something the rest of us don't.