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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Ron Paul is a latter-day Lenny Bruce


Four observations:

1) The question shouldn't read "funnier" when there are four choices.
2) None of those choices are mutually exclusive of one another.
3) Joe Biden does have great timing--but as a lover, not a comedian.
4) Al Franken probably has them all beat. Or Barney Frank. His speech impediment is hilarious.

Can it be plagiarism if it's totally uncreative and retarded?

Hey, here's a new one--useless prognostication!

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Hey, here's a new one--useless prognostication!

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